New Young Adult Horror Comedy Hot of the Press

About the Book

Hello. I am your guide. Your spirit guide. 

Every year, the haunted Mathswell mansion lures eight teenagers into its depths on Halloween night. As a previous victim cursed to wander the estate, Jacqueline uses her expertise on horror films to guide the newest teens. But there is a problem. No one can hear her sarcastic voice.

Keeping eight teens alive shouldn’t be hard. But Fannie is addicted to dead languages, Hannah is infatuated with vampires, Jessica is more air than brain, Hal is shallow and greedy, Mandy makes bad life decisions, Aven is in permanent denial, and Lewis likes to feed the wildlife.

Finally, there’s Jack. He’s geeky, handsome, protective, and everything she wants in a boyfriend. She never experienced first love when she was alive. Why does her heart keep longing, when science deems, she doesn’t have one? More than anything she wants to save him, she’s even willing to fight for him.

Following the thirty rules to surviving a horror film, would you survive?

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You can also purchase The Teenager's Guide to Surviving a Horror Film online at Amazon. This book is available as both an ebook for kindle and a paperback.

What People are Saying

Elizabeth B. Splaine - Author of Blind Knowledge, Blind order, & Devil's Grace (coming out Oct 2020)

 The Teenager's Guide is simultaneously funny and heartwarming. The main character is a fine mix of sarcasm and genuine compassion, allowing readers to empathize with her as they understand her sarcastic armor. I genuinely wanted to know who was going to make it out of the house alive. A quick, really fun read!